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- Jakie jest podobienstwo miedzy wigwamem, a linuksem?
- No windows, no gates, Apache inside.

Przylecial facet do Stanow. Dostal do wypelnienia ankiete. Facet spokojnie wypelnia sobie te ankiete i oddaje urzednikowi. Urzednik patrzy, a on w rubryce SEX wpisal: "Twice a week". No wiec probuje mu to wytlumaczyc i mowi: "No, no. Male or female?". A facet na to: "Doesnt matter".

If you want to have a brother, put your father on your mother

Dwie znajome:
- Dokad tak pedzisz?
- Na wystawe...
- A kto ciebie zechce ogladac?

Sprzedam Kumbajn. Rulnik.

Do chorob zawodowych zaliczamy: pylice, gruzlice i rzezaczke.

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Cwiczenia z zakresu "Random", PHP-5, Politechnika Wrocław

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